24.8.05

Ahora en tu Emeséene! wow!

Así es colegas y colegos, HemorroideaS NetworK en un increíble esfuerzo de producción nunca antes visto en la internets, desde ahora tiene cuenta en MSN para que estés más cerca de tus ídolos de barro.
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12 comentarios:

Roberto dijo...

ya pos, agregados.
Aunque el MSN sucks, pero igual...

Chimbo dijo...

eh fieritas, ya los agregue y todabia ni bola!

Jorge Castrol de la Barra dijo...

Maldito Shikó! Yo estaba usando el MSN y me desconectastes! AARGH! Hasta cuando me pasan a llevar?! Y te acuso con CLARIDAD MERIDIANA!

Prof. Jorge Castrol de la Barra (Experto en temas del Área Salud)

Miss Bradshaw dijo...
Este blog ha sido eliminado por un administrador de blog.
Miss Bradshaw dijo...

Jajajaja
Esta vez llegue a llorar de la risa con los dos ultimos post, el de Chimbarongo sobre todo...
NOTABLE...Merece aplausos!!!

Sofía del mar dijo...

Muy guenos...
felicidades,
vendré seguido,la risa es el mejor antídoto..

Un abrazo desde valpo

javier dijo...

y el proximo post cuando?

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Socrates de la Mirandola dijo...

Wow! Gracias Mr. kxvj1iddg93oksw por escribirnos largo y tendido. Se ve que usted es un fams de nuestro Glob.

A continuación las respuestas tan añoradas por el público,

- Ruperto: Su solicitud de agregarnos no ha llegado aún hasta nuestra cuenta, rogamos ponerse al día a la ebriedad posible.
- Chimbo Lomdango: Como has podido ver, esto del emesene es una realidad absoluta. Por lo que conversamos ayer has tenido la fortuna de conversar con los tres miembros activos de este Glob. Debes considerarte un afortunado ya que con nustras ajetreadas vidas como hombres de negocios apenas tenemos tiempo de engullir un sangüich al almuerzo.
- Jorge Castrol: Usted debe saber que la cuenta es compartida por lo que si está usandola y a Shikó se le ocurre inmiscuirse, lo botará cual colilla de cigarro... y con lo de "colilla" no me refiero a que usted sea homosexual, que por lo demás no tiene nada de malo dejeme decirle.
- Miss Marshmellow: En este último tiempo he comprobado que hay tres tipos de reacciones frente a algunos de los posts... La primera es "cagarse de la risa" (perdonando la popular expresión), la segunda es "orinarse de la risa" y la tercera es "llorar de la risa"... Gracias a Dios usted pertenece al tercer grupo que parece menos perjudicial para el medio ambiente.
- Sofía del Mal: Saludos a usted y a Valparaíso antes que todo. En uno de mis tantos viajes por el mundo, me tocó visitar Valparaíso y la gente me demostró una hospitalidad abismante. Debo reconocer que al dejarlo lloré cual María Magdalena.
- Javier: Mis disculpas si he retrasado en algo los posts. La verdad es que andaba de Luna de Miel con mi señora esposa. Lo pasamos increíble recorriendo lugares maravillosos como Cafés donde servían cualquier cosa menos lo que uno pedía (antigua tradición proveniente de los Coffee Shops Europeos). A todo esto Shikó de la Mirandola no se si se botó a huelga o que cuernos porque se supone que el haría los posts en mi ausencia. Si alguien lo ve en la calle por favor metanle monedas o billetes en el calzoncillo a ver si se digna a escribir.


Un alibaba y los 40 ladrones estimados colegas.
S.d.l.M. (copy&paste)

Galob dijo...

Excelente glob, sobretodo los elaborados "photoshopeos"! Saludos!

Shikó de la Mirandola dijo...

Os recuerdo...
que se encuentra siempre habilitado el sistema multifacético de conversación en linea, llamado MSN, para cualquier duda, consulta, copucha, insultos, saludos y cualquier otra forma de expresión, por supuesto siempre en un marco de sana amistada y de respeto recícropo.

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