7.9.04

Aprenda Ingles con Shikó y Socrates... PART I

Come on! Si quieres aprender inglés con una sencilla metodología, unete a nosotros!!! El único curso por Wessenger en el que para aprender se utilizan temas de contingencia, y lo mejor de todo, dictado por sus propios dueños Shikó de la Mirándola & Socrates de la Mirandola.


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FOR FREE!! FREE SAMPLE!! OH MY GOD, I'LL CUT MY COCONUTS!!


ABAJO: SOCRATES Y SHIKÓ ENSEÑANDO A IGNORANTES.

5 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...

Shikó de la Mirandola 23.08.2004 21:42:01 Session opened.
[21:42:07] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
how should I complete the wall?
[21:42:39] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
with a brick
[21:42:49] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
hahaha
[21:42:51] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
and a lot of stick fix
[21:43:22] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
and if you don't have stick fix, use your bubble gum
[21:43:51] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
use your flame guns, shuted the commander
[21:44:16] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
my ink is my arm
[21:44:25] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
na q ver la weá
[21:44:36] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
my ink is my gun
[21:44:38] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
ahi si
[21:45:26] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
he has had his house
[21:46:31] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
i have my appartment... and is gorgeous!
[21:46:53] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
i have electric light
[21:49:04] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
i have a licuadora... you know what licuadora is?
[21:49:53] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
its an amazing machine... you can put it in a big orange and only with that gives juice... an delicious juice
[21:50:07] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
yes I know that
[21:50:08] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
a delicious* (p'ta!!)
[21:50:37] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
do you like beetlemania?
[21:50:50] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
and if you put your hand in it... is an unforgetable experience for you and your parents
[21:51:32] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
beetlemania?... oh, four old chilean guys with long hair
[21:51:39] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
they suck!
[21:52:01] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
sounds like my dad when he is pissing
[21:52:51] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
hahaha
[21:53:06] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
they sucks the beatles
[21:53:27] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
and shit the music
[21:55:23] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
yeah... i like Chiken Fuentes... the old guy who sing "I Looooost Yoooou... i'm the guiiiiilty(8)"
[21:56:03] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
haha he sucks too
[21:56:04] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
and he is a talent... does a show too at the chilean TV
[21:56:20] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
and viking valdes
[21:56:23] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
with a lot of whores and bitches
[21:56:28] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
big mamacitas
[21:56:29] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
hahahaha
[21:57:05] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
viking valdes? ooooooh Saint Viking!... rest in peace
[21:57:10] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
great guy
[21:57:46] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
nice clothes and nice sneakers... viking were brillant!
[21:58:38] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
and Enrique Baduenda?
[21:59:38] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
he is so hot!
[21:59:38] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
he retired himself pressed by the bigshot-bighead
[22:00:00] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
bighead? Don Francisco?
[22:00:10] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
yes
[22:00:19] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
big buzarda!
[22:00:38] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
but he is an idol there in Chile
[22:01:10] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
he does a big show named "TELETON"... with a lot of bitches too
[22:01:24] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
that makes me horny!
[22:01:43] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
lol
[22:02:38] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
but like all big fish, he only appears
[22:03:08] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
and omarcito garate?
[22:03:19] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
but he put money in the bank too... like an euro but better than nothing
[22:03:57] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
omarcito garate?... he does a marvelous radio program!... he invites to stole
[22:04:03] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
like ronbin hood
[22:04:54] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
yeah, and he bought a hill
[22:05:10] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
in chile
[22:05:40] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
with the stupid people's money
[22:07:03] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
it's a dirty job but someone gotta do it!
[22:07:14] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
you know man
[22:07:33] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
do you know Yovino Novoa?
[22:07:59] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
yes i saw him on tv
[22:08:15] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
i see him on a party
[22:08:24] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
in a gym
[22:09:48] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
yeah? that son of bitch has a fuckin liar face
[22:11:07] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
he is the soul of the party
[22:11:56] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
and the chapy bitch lie too
[22:12:05] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
cheapy*
[22:13:05] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
and what appened with spiniak for a while?
[22:13:13] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
h*
[22:13:37] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
spiniak? who is spiniak?... aaaaaaaah, that guy who likes party
[22:13:58] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
yes that D-generate
[22:13:59] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
he makes me sick!
[22:14:52] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
he can pay his freedom like kick in the ass
[22:15:19] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
sorry, I live in the bronx
[22:15:52] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
yeah i know little boy... do you wanna go to a party with me?
[22:16:17] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
where is and who is the host?
[22:17:00] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
pinto?
[22:17:02] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
in a beautiful place... but its a surpriseee!!! yeah do you like the idea!
[22:17:18] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
you screw it the surprise!
[22:17:24] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
with the mayor Pinto?
[22:17:58] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
yeah pinto and novoa have a party at the arrayan's house
[22:17:59] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
that greassy piece of fuckin shit
[22:18:16] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
hey! don't speak like a whore!
[22:18:39] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
fuckin pussy
[22:19:14] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
he is a great person who likes experiment new sensations... like INXS's song
[22:19:31] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
the neeeew sensatiooon / the neeeew sensaaaatiooon ...
[22:19:38] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
i like that song
[22:20:12] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
valparaiso has a shit doubt because he sold the silence with dirty money
[22:20:25] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
do you wanna know who are invited to the party?... i got the names
[22:20:34] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
ok
[22:20:43] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
just sing
[22:20:59] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
Rafadel Araneda... i dont know who is he... maybe a tv guy
[22:21:27] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
are you shitin??
[22:22:01] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
fuck smile face and noisy voice!
[22:22:16] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
and his wife?
[22:23:13] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
it's true.... Pietro Carcuro (an old guy who likes soccer and gyms), Flowery Motuda (a crazy guy!), Don Francis (teleton's guy), guru guru (a bird man) and Chirola (a clown)
[22:23:33] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
no shit!
[22:23:41] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
his wife is a man
[22:23:50] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
wow
[22:23:53] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
but he is operated
[22:24:00] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
and looks like a mamacita
[22:24:26] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
i like those lemons!
[22:24:46] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
lol
[22:25:49] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
the wonderful world of the entertainmente where the people looks great and the money buy everything
[22:26:01] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
a lot of model with soccer players
[22:26:23] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
what tvnovel will you see?
[22:26:40] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
i choose the seven
[22:26:41] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
tvnovel??? what tha fuck?
[22:26:51] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
ah... a tv soup
[22:27:01] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
that fuckin series
[22:27:13] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
i like Bad Angel with Caroline Arregui
[22:27:15] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
you asshole
[22:27:27] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
remember i'm old
[22:28:00] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
oh I 'll see the horny bitches of the national channel
[22:28:37] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
did you see market loves
[22:28:39] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
?
[22:29:46] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
that was bored
[22:30:14] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
did you know , that channels pays to a mexican one to changes the voices?
[22:30:35] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
the whore's voices?
[22:31:05] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
and then they sell the series to the others latin country channels
[22:31:15] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
...so stupid
[22:31:45] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
"caradura, caradura , en las buenas, en las malas y en la tula"
[22:33:03] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
lol... i don't speak spanish but that smells like a funny thing
[22:33:10] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
haha
[22:33:20] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
you get it
[22:35:17] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
do you know bam-bam zamoirano?
[22:35:32] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
like the pebbles boyfriends
[22:35:36] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
"bam bam"
[22:35:46] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
is he a singer?
[22:36:25] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
some lazy singer?
[22:36:43] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
some goopsie?
[22:36:59] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
he is a showman... he sings like a wolf, he acts like a stupid and he plays soccer like my grandpa
[22:37:37] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
and he is a lucky man too!... a lot of whores wanna make love with him
[22:37:43] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
hahaha
[22:37:46] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
for free!!
[22:37:50] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
it's amazing
[22:37:52] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
i see
[22:38:07] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
he is a big person
[22:38:26] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
with a great heart
[22:38:33] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
with a great car
[22:38:44] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
and a nice cash
[22:39:01] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
his mom is a kind of lover... like Otelo's story...
[22:39:25] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
do you know that history?
[22:39:32] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
sorry I have only 3rd degree
[22:40:07] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
wha's about?
[22:41:56] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
is a horny legend... i read it on playboy magazine... tells the story of a man who wanna fornicate to his mom... and he did it!.... oh yeaaaah! he did it!... like a big motha fucka!
[22:44:12] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
oh shit i wanna back to school!
[22:47:47] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
do you remember the pictures that u send me in AOL of a hot bitch?
[22:47:57] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
sent*
[22:48:43] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
hey don't speak like that when whe are speaking about jennifer love hewitt!
[22:49:00] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
she is a big mamacita!
[22:49:04] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
sorry i didn't remember her name
[22:49:23] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
i had to say some reference
[22:50:00] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
well i wanna see that pictures again and print its
[22:50:37] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
in photopaper and the say she's my girlfriend
[22:50:54] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
ah?
[22:52:50] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
ok i send you some pictures of her from my personal collection
[22:53:12] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
she is amazing she is amazing!
[22:53:18] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
i know i know
[22:53:57] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
I'll die tomorrow!(8)I'll die tomorrow! (8)
[22:54:25] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
..the right side is suicide"
[23:08:40] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
did u see the Chakal with bruce willies?
[23:08:54] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
no... is good?
[23:09:03] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
when he killed Jack Black
[23:09:17] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
with a big machine gun
[23:09:51] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
I saw it on the movie
[23:10:33] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
what are you talking about? jack black? the big and only Jack Black?
[23:10:40] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
yes
[23:11:23] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
in the movie is an engineer who made the weapons for the chakal
[23:12:48] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
late, willis orders black to rise up a little cigarrette box on long range
[23:12:59] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
in his hand!
[23:13:50] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
and then shoot, He wanted to fix a little aim disonance
[23:13:59] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
discordance*
[23:14:24] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
and jack blak lose his arm
[23:16:40] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
is amazing! beacause i see him playing the guitar yesterday! the doctors maybe fix his arm
[23:16:53] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
yeah
[23:17:02] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
i'm still waiting
[23:17:09] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
i cut my coconuts!
[23:18:19] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
i'm still waiting
[23:20:36] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
what are you waiting for? christmas?
[23:20:54] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
i'm waitin for more photos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:21:03] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
you son of a dick
[23:21:32] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
oh sorry, im think what you say is a joke
[23:21:52] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
yeah? and u sent me pictures
[23:23:21] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
wait a second i'm searching
[23:26:25] Shikó de la Mirandola (Be right back)
where r u from?
[23:28:13] Socrates de la Mirandola (Busy)
i'm from Hermejuato Atiles Ijuares
23.08.2004 23:34:29 Session is closed by the MSN server due to inactivity.


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Shikó de la Mirandola dijo...

wuachiflí!

Gregory Marshmellow dijo...

LOL

.:::.:::.:::.:::::::.Isita.:::::.:::.:::. dijo...

estos weones come monos

Anónimo dijo...

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