"I Look Like I Post", Ostin Escarlet
Hello hello my little friends! I'm Ostin Escarlet, the worldwide famous artist of fashion! Right now I'm working to Hemorroideas like their brand new star. I'll try to write in Spanglish... Oh! That's so hard to me!!! Hahaha... but i'll try it.
This section works así: We'll gonna pick up alguna chilean pop-star and lo haré crap based on his/her look.
Our first guest is Emeterio Uretras (this is a petition from Sócrates & Shikó... WHAT A SWEET GUY!!!). Well, here I go.
Emeterio looks like an empanada. He is a fatty boy. Tiene más güata que falda de Vivi Kreutzbergersen. A el le gusta to eat como elefante (Fig. 3). ¿Qui ser eso de usar chaquetas de marine with golden botones?! HOLY CARAMBA! And those jeans! I feel awful! Pour guy!. By the way, he got balls... in his stomach!!! Why this guy usa a parka sin mangas?! Eso usar los minilolos! God!!! I was on a TV studio y hacer más calor que la cresta, and this fatty boy uses a parka!!! Is so stupid! (Fig.2)
Emeterio: Please deja las chamarras de marine a los marines. And don't do the robot's dance (Fig.1). Just don't do it! You are an old man... old and with a terrible de look. I suggest that you leave the town and go directly to a plastic cirgury... Do you know the word "Ginecomastia"? Come on Emeterio! I'm talking terrible de en serio. And burn all las parkas sin mangas because you disgust me!!! Oh! You're a pain in the ass!!! And I like that... but not in this way! I mean... on young people maybe your clothes looks great... but en your person looks like a saco de papas. Do you know what i'm talkin' about??? DO SOMETHING!!! Austin's word man. Kisses.
Well dear fans. That's all for today. I'll back soon with more chismes y cuestiones choras to comment. I love you all. And please Mr. Sócrates don't close this guarida de cultura! Don't leave me hangin' on like a Yo-Yo!
Auf Wiedersehen! LOL.